Saturday, December 13, 2003

Headline Tour

Luciano Pavarotti, 68, married his personal assistant, Nicoletta Mantovani, 33, in Modena, Italy. Calamari and the other guy attended the wedding.

Killer whale and famous movie star, Keiko, died of pneumonia at the age of 27. Authorities haven't decided whether to bury him on land or at sea.

Mick Jagger was knighted by Prince Charles, standing in for Queen Elizabeth II. Henceforth, he shall be known as "Sir Mick."

San Francisco Mayor-elect Gavin Newsom stated his first priority is to end homelessness. Ha-ha. It's rumored that he's also working on a chemical process to turn lead into gold.

University of Oklahoma quarterback Jason White wins Heisman Trophy after losing Big 12 Conference Championship.

A 78-year-old woman claims she is Senator Strom Thurmond's daughter. The Senator died in June. One question: What took her so long?

Connecticut Gov. John G. Rowland (R) says he lied about who paid for his cozy lake cottage. He's a politician. Why is this news?

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