Restoring Purity

Here's a product for the woman who wishes to convince someone of her unsoiled flower. The artificial hymen replicates all noticeable evidence of virginity.

Artificial hymens are packed two in a nice wooden box for a cost of $14.90. Volume discounts available. Made from natural albumin with a water-soluble medicinal preparation for safe use. Japanese-made, the product is shipped from China.

New brides in old cultures should feel comfort by knowing that evidence of wedding night purity is assured by her nice box of spare hymens.