CARNIVAL of the VANITIES
Thanksgiving 2004
This 114th edition of the Carnival of the Vanities is dedicated to the brave men and women of the U.S. Armed Forces who waste no words in defending freedom. In their honor, this carnival will also waste no words.
The entries, in the order received:
Justene Adamec at
Calblog delivers a
Google Alert regarding Internet privacy.
Anthony Cerminaro at
Bizz Bang Buzz teaches
Pittsburghese.
Dr. Tom at
CodeBlueBlog proposes a
torpedo tube for every vagan.
Nick Winning at
Legenda provides an analysis of the
politics and people of Iran with respect to its neighbors and the U.S.
Dr. Charles pithily describes his experience with
A Family in El Salvador.
Contrary to popular thought, the human brain can be replicated.
Sean Gleeson has done so with the
Autorantic Virtual Moonbat.
In addition to a tour, VIP Adam Crouch at
The Raw Prawn deftly chronicles the
reception and opening ceremony of the Clinton Library.
The Raving Athiest discusses mystical experiences in an
interview with author Sam Harris.
The Flying Space Monkey has visualized and verbalized the solution to
overseas job outsourcing.
Josh Cohen at
www.d-42.com proudly expresses some strong opinions about the WB program
"Jack and Bobby."
Author Joe at the
Medical Mad House has the inside poop on why
rectal examiners write under pseudonyms.
At
point2point, an investigation has identified the
top twenty voting irregularities.
David Mobley at
A Physicist's Perspective discusses
post-election divisiveness between political opponents.
Nikita Demosthenes demonstrates that
Crossfire and
The Daily Show are equally responsible for
tarnishing public discourse.
Following up on a lecture series by Robert Spencer,
Solomonia pens some thoughts on
winning the war against Islamic extremism.
Robert Hayes at
Let's Try Freedom proposes a low-cost
library-building initiative for the Third World.
Rob Findlay at
The Unrepentant Leftist draws some
scary conclusions from edgy right-wing rhetoric.
Andy Blumson at
Under The Sun opines that
morality is subservient to law in society and it shouldn't be.
Steve at
Blog d'Elisson reveals to the world the
secret reason he got married.
Chaz Hill at
Dustbury whisks us through some 50s and 60s music, concluding with a
solid ho-hum appreciation for the Beatles.
Warren Meyer at
Coyote Blog asks if/how are corporate PR departments
monitoring public sentiment expressed continually on the Internet.
John Rosenberg at
Discriminations provides some
observations on bias and scholastic freedom in academia and details a callous example of students' privacy being trampled by an insensitive professor.
At
Dissecting Leftism, John Ray
debunks a claim of Florida voting machine fraud alleged by UC Berkeley sociologists.
In a
Leftists As Elitists post, John Ray discusses the
vast and nasty ego of law professor Brian Leiter.
MadKane submits a political poem about the
privacy-invading tax clause that mysteriously found its way into the Budget Bill.
John Ray provides a
disturbing vision of Canadian state-run medical care at
Socialized Medicine.
At
Idler Yet, Bill Adams
exposes the hoax of the
Passion of the Christ video game and reviews
JFK Reloaded.
At
Education Watch, John Ray answers the question of why
schools should be privatized.
A
woman overcomes her hatred of guns, learns to love them, at John Ray's
Gun Watch.
According to
Greenie Watch, the environmentalists raised alarms that
global warming is killing polar bears, but surveys indicate increases in bear populations are public safety concerns. Huh?
At
Political Correctness Watch, we learn that a
six-year-old boy gets school suspension for sexual harassment because he poked a girl on the po-po. Ridiculous!
At
Wicked Thoughts, Bussorah gives us the
Encyclopedia of Democrat Thought.
SecState
Condi Rice's first meeting with the Saudis in Riyadh has been scripted and is posted at
Aaron's Rantblog.
Darleen Click
praises, promotes, and celebrates Thanksgiving at
Darleen's Place.
Dan K. O'Leary has helpful hints on being happy while
single for the holidays.
DaGoddess profiles the hope and courage of a
proud couple from the Greatest Generation.
The
RoguePundit details the case of two
vehement tax resisters, Walter "Al" Thompson, 57, and Joseph Banister, 41.
Attaboy, Joe Dougherty
takes apart an argument by leftist media watchers that Brit Hume is a tool of the VRWC.
Daniel Berczik at
Bloggledygook explains why the
party's over for the Democrats and why Linda Ronstadt qualifies for
idiot status.
Jim Peacock at
Snooze Button Dreams announces the formation of another major political party,
The Nationalist Party.
The
Gleeful Extremist describes how the blue-staters inject
dishonesty in education.
The Smarter Cop analyzes the latest post-election
strategy of MoveOn organizers.
Northstar at
The People's Republic of Seabrook reviews and
raves about U2's new album 'Atomic Bomb.'
Pieter Dorsman at
Peaktalk cites the example of Holland in predicting that
raunchy TV will decline in the U.S. due to market and societal pressures, not government controls.
Tex the Pontificator, and poet, provides some loosely styled verse to
commemorate Dan Rather's exit from CBS News.
Musings from Brian J. Noggle include observations about
power-hungry librarians.
La Shawn Barber delves into certain abortion-related provisions in a must-pass $388 billion spending bill that show the
Republican Congress flexing its muscles.
The
Watcher of Weasels has some
mindless fun reviewing the remake of
Dawn of the Dead.
Chuck Simmins at
You Big Mouth, You! shines light on the insensitive and absurd
Floridians who claim they were traumatized by the election.
Kevin Baker at
The Smallest Minority brings the news that the
Illinois Supreme Court slapped down an attempt by gun controllers to badger the judiciary into legislating unreasonable requirements on gun makers and distributors.
Added Entries:
Nathan Hamm at
The Argus weighs in on the
curious situation in North Korea where Kim Jong-il's adulatory portraits are being removed. There's lots of speculation about Kim maybe losing control.
With the killing of five hunters in the Wisconsin wilderness,
Kevin Baker felt compelled to report on how
the anti-gun crowd is rejoicing.
Eric Scheie at
Classical Values engages us with a brief historical look at the quarrels surrounding
religious tolerance from the Greeks forward.
Vik Rubenfeld at
The Big Picture details a recent example of the pernicious
liberal bias at the Los Angeles Times.
Paul Noonan at
The Electric Commentary provides a fruity discussion of
protectionism in the music industry.
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Some housekeeping notes: 1) Next week's host is
Ashish's Niti, 2) For the upcoming schedule of hosts, go
here, 3) Thanks to
Bigwig for starting it all, 4) Thanks for visiting
Interested-Participant, tell your friends, and 5) Don't forget to give thanks to the Armed Forces of the United States of America for their duty, their honor, and their service.
[Update] Late entries added.
[Update 2] Late entry.