School Bans Cleavage

(Arlington, Texas) The Arlington School Board has amended the school dress code.

From KEYETV.com:

The new dress code reads, in part, "The display of cleavage is unacceptable. Low cut blouses, tops, sweaters, etc. with plunging necklines are not allowed."

"It's gotten bad enough that, unfortunately, our young males are looking at more than their English book, their speech book, their science book," says school board president Sherri Wade. "And it's kind of nice to have something left to the imagination."

Splendid.

From AnalogKid