Florida Woman Denied Kiss

(Marion County, Florida) A 92-year-old local woman, Helen Staudinger, was arrested Monday for firing several gunshots into her neighbor's house. She faces charges of aggravated assault and shooting into an occupied dwelling.

Staudinger reportedly claimed that the neighbor, 53-year-old Dwight Bettner, wouldn't give her a kiss so she retrieved a .380 semi-automatic handgun and popped a few caps.

"I told her I'm in a relationship," Bettner said. "She has this idea I'm supposed to be her man."

Bettner said the elderly woman has also cursed at him and attempted to strangle another woman with whom she thought he was having an affair.

Heh.

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