High Profile Name

(Madison, Wisconsin) Typically, an individual who participates in criminal activities desires to maintain a low profile when the authorities come snooping around. It's a good rule of thumb for those who prefer not to be jailed.

As such, it's a mystery why an alleged criminal facing charges of bail jumping, carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana would willfully change his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

Previously, this Einstein was known as Jeffrey Wilschke, 30, but changed his name in October 2011. It's not surprising that he's been in deep doo-doo ever since.

Tip: Charley Nestor