Naked Burglar Report

(Neon, Kentucky) A 22-year-old local man, Andrew Toothman, was arrested this week for breaking into a grocery store naked and slathering his body with peanut butter and chocolate.

Based upon his mug shot, Toothman must have been hosed down before being booked.

Although the police report doesn't mention any drug involvement, I could easily believe Toothman is a user of some type of botanical or pharmaceutical.

Toothman was booked into custody at the Letcher County Jail on charges of burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure. Bond was set at $25,000.

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