BLOGGER HUBRIS ELIMINATOR ONE STEP PROGRAM

Feeling cocky today? Somebody complimented you on your speech, your car, your outfit or, maybe, your hair? You played golf and somebody shouted "you da' man" and pointed at you? Your chest is broadcasting confidence that you are the man.

Never fear. Interested-Participant has contracted with the Intelligent and Cheap Resources Institute (ICRI) to develop a program to provide temporary relief from excessive pride.

Here it is:

STEP ONE - On your blog, click on "SiteMeter"

STEP TWO - After page loads, click on "Who's On?"

STEP THREE - Count the number of visitors, if any. [I-P notes that: It usually displays "There have been no visitors to your site in the last 20 minutes."]

STEP FOUR - Access Hobo Killing Puppy Blender and click on "SiteMeter"

STEP FIVE - After page loads, click on "Who's On?"

STEP SIX - WARNING

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COUNT

Immediately avert your eyes and listen to the telepathic hum. Imagine millions of roaches in the kitchen when the lights are out. Imagine the weird while standing beneath a 500,000 volt transmission line. Imagine a babbling brook or anything, but DO NOT COUNT. We have a society that has emergency psychological response teams waiting to identify a new disorder or syndrome. DON'T COUNT, just listen.

STEP SEVEN - Repeat steps 1 through 6 as often as necessary.

Extensive clinical trials are in progress so the effectiveness of the program is yet to be determined for a large population. Preliminary results indicate it works for me.