KUCINICH TROLLS FOR A WOMAN

(Manchester, New Hampshire) Presidential candidate and Congressman Dennis Kucinich issued a plea for a woman while campaigning.

"If you're out there call me!" the Democratic presidential candidate said at a campaign forum Wednesday night after outlining the traits he's looking for in the nation's next first lady. Kucinich is a bachelor.

So, what's he looking for? Well, according to the story from FoxNews, he wants a "single, funny and dynamic woman who likes underdogs, politicians, peace in the world and universal single-payer health care."

Jeez! Besides being an ultra-left-wing weasel, he's also a genuine dork. Also, someone should tell him that there is no such thing as a funny, ultra-left-wing woman. It's an oxymoron.

Hat tip to the Cracker Barrel Philosopher.