MALL PANTIE SNATCH

(Toledo, Ohio) About 500 pairs of panties, valued at $6,800, were stolen yesterday from a Victoria's Secret store display at the Westfield Shoppingtown Franklin Park. There were no witnesses to the theft. With the current downsizing trend in women's underwear, it is speculated that the stolen items may have been concealed in a coin purse. An anonymous source stated that the police are searching for someone who hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.

Later in the day, almost $9,800 worth of women�s shirts and sweaters was taken out the front door from Abercrombie & Fitch. Witnesses said that two Hispanic men were seen toting the garments away.

Mall security personnel should be on the lookout for male Hispanics, smartly dressed in trendy women's clothing and possibly wearing new panties.