Premenstrual Syndrome

For all those young men who believe that perpetual bliss and joy results from successful marriage to a beautiful woman, here's a clue. There has not been full disclosure on the part of marriage advocates. Perpetual bliss and joy do not exist. They are only part-time aspects of marriage, regularly and predictably interrupted by in-laws, of course, and Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS).

PMS is a nightmare which primarily affects husbands. It is assumed that single women experience PMS, but accurate documentation of these events isn't readily available since single women customarily go into isolation. So, the results are not observed. However, married women do not go into isolation and the full measure of hate and contempt is directed toward the husbands.

Future husbands need to know this information and it's not taught in school. To avoid the ill effects, men only need to remember two words. Run away!

Some make jokes about PMS. I try to avoid doing so, but one brave soul has a PMS joke worth passing on. Live From The Guillotine is an appropriate name for a site that's brave enough to tackle the issue of PMS. So, how many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Go here for the answer.

Hat tip: King of Fools