The Three Stooges Mystery

With the inauguration of the New Year, an age-old question still goes unanswered. Why is it that women do not see nor appreciate the classical simplicity and fundamental elegance of Three Stooges films? It is generally recognized that there should be equality between the sexes, but how can it occur if one sex is genetically preprogrammed to dislike the art of Curly, Larry, and Moe? Over and over, men endure the classic "chick flick" without too much complaining, yet a woman customarily gets physically ill at seeing the Stooges perform their on-screen magic.

Modern science is negligent in not answering this basic question. Researchers shouldn't allow the chromosomal incongruity to go unexplained.

Pinch-hitter Velociman at Suburban Blight touches on the subject and I think it's worth reiterating.