Michael Moore's Fudge Factor

A review of Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine:

". . . the reason children shoot each other is because rich conservatives force poor minorities to work in confectionery shops for substandard wages in order to satiate the wealthy tyrants' obsession for fudge."

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"When the poor folk are slaving away making this chocolate divinity, the homes are left without a guardian, leaving free access to easily-discovered firearms and their weapons, which of course can only result in the children bringing these guns to school where they will inevitably fire at other children because that's what children do, when their parents work long hours in fudge shops."

Thanks to Bryan McAnally for explaining Moore's fudge factor.