Migraines Can't Forecast Weather

(Vancouver, British Columbia) During the annual meeting of the American Headache Society, research results were presented which indicate that migraine headaches, which may be triggered by the weather, are not viable predictors of the weather.

"Most people in the study thought they could predict which type of weather factor triggered their migraines, but they really couldn't," researcher Marcelo Bigal of the New England Center for Headache said in a statement.

My only comment is that I've always thought that the American Headache Society was a euphemism for the Internal Revenue Service.