Video Camera Protects Santa Claus

According to this report, video cameras are now being used to protect mall Santas from allegations that little Johnny or little Jane were groped while sitting on the jolly fellow's lap.

If you think about it, playing Santa Claus is an opportunistic spot for scum pedophiles.

I believe it was Shakespeare who wrote, "The play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king." So, one must ask, who is actually being protected?