No Stench Allowed Law

(San Luis Obispo) The County Board of Supervisors passed an ordinance last month stating that people with "body odor constituting a nuisance" can be expelled from the public libraries. Apparently, the public is in agreement with the law but the media, acting as an unofficial pro-stench advocacy for the homeless, have made it an issue. Library Director Brian Reynolds wishes that journalists would find another story.

"All The News That's Fit To Create" has a clever ring.