Puckered Profs to Picket

(Akron, Ohio) Unionized professors at the University of Akron are puckered about lack of progress in contract talks, therefore, they plan to picket next month's commencement ceremonies.

I'm not sure the picket idea makes much sense. Professors don't have to be in attendance to hand out sheepskins and the students are probably not union, so what good does it do to picket the ceremony? Maybe they just intend to hold a protest gathering and it has been reported wrong.