Unlike the real-life Jennifer, who would leave you standing at the altar, moaning "Oh, Jennifer!" this stuff:
Jennifer's High Tailin' Hot Sauce
Will likely have you sitting on the throne, screaming "Oh, Jiminy!" On the back of the bottle is a warning which states, "This sauce may cause you to seek intense professional help ... voluntarily" -- an obvious dig at Jennifer Wilbanks' decision to seek therapy. Available from PappysPeppers.com.
There is also a RUNAWAY BRIDE 12" Action Figure with towel and CROP TOP VEGAS BABY Jogging T-Shirt for only $24.95 available at Herobuilders.com.
Don't you just love capitalism?
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