Fugitive Found Duct-Taped to Porch

(Columbus, Ohio) Here's an odd story. On Friday, Carolyn White, 36, was in court facing charges of kidnapping, burglary, and weapons violations from an April home invasion. At lunch time, she left and never returned. Well, she wasn't a fugitive for very long.

From NBC4i.com:

The Franklin County Sheriff's Office said White's ex-boyfriend called 911 after finding her on the front porch of his farmhouse.

"It's kind of far-fetched, but Carolyn White, you've heard of her," said the caller.

White was found duct-taped on the porch, and even had her mouth duct-taped so she was hard to understand, Bowersock [NBC4i Reporter Mike Bowersock] reported.

"She's laying on your front porch with duct tape?" asked the 911 dispatcher. "Does it look like she could have done this to herself?"

"She had to have," the caller said.

"Does she have any kind of mental history?" the dispatcher asked.

"Yeah, she's wanted by the law," said the caller.

So, in summary, Carolyn White skipped out on her court appearance, went to her ex-boyfriend's house, and duct-taped herself to the porch for easy apprehension by Franklin County Sheriff's Deputies.

None of this makes a lick of sense.