The Heavens Are Angry

Recently, NASA detonated an explosive on a comet and it was immediately followed by a female Russian astrologer filing a $300 million lawsuit claiming "moral suffering" because her horoscope is now deformed. Like most people, I laughed. However, I'm wondering if she may be on to something.

Within the past week, I've reported the news of a livestock sex club, a "human dog" who eats testicles, and a sex offender who was sentenced to community service for abusing a 5-year-old girl.

There must be some type of disharmony in the universe.