Blow-Up Missionary Found

(Orem, Utah) An unknown perpetrator stole "Elder Buns" from the roof of the Missionary Mall store in Orem last Sunday night. Elder Buns is a 20-foot tall blow-up doll representing a Mormon missionary.

Well, Praise the Lord! Elder Buns was found late Tuesday on the Brigham Young University campus.

Appropriately, Elder Buns had spewed his missionary air at the thieves while held captive and needed to be inflated. Nevertheless, the symbol is home safe and the owner is happy.

The thieves are still at large.