Woman Escapes Cow Flop

Here's something that doesn't happen every day. A woman barely avoided certain death from a cow plummeting off a 50-foot cliff.

From Mirror.co.uk:

The animal struck the ground and died at the spot where Sally Brown had been sunbathing moments earlier.

The 51-year-old, from Cowes, Isle of Wight, had just picked up her body board to ride the waves at Compton Bay when she heard a loud noise.

She said: "I turned round and this cow was hurtling down the cliff."

"It landed where my board had been and if it had hit me it would have been the end of me too."

Joke writers, take note.