Bio-Diesel from Human Liposuction Fat

Aha! Here's an answer to the putative obesity epidemic.

(Miami, Florida) A Norwegian firm, Venoy and Co., has signed a contract with Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami whereby the hospital supplies 11,500 liters of human fat from liposuction weekly for conversion to bio-diesel fuel. Approximately 10,000 liters of bio-diesel will be produced.

According to Lauri Venoy, "Maybe we should urge people to eat more so we can create more raw material for fuel."

And just like blood, people should be able to sell their liposucked fat.

Helluva deal!