The Versatile Air-Sickness Bag

The air-sickness bag is capable of accommodating virtually every body effluent. Therefore, if the bathroom on an airplane is out of order due to a burned-out light bulb (?), by all means passengers, don't soil yourselves, use the air-sickness bag.

That's what James Whipple did on a SkyWest Airlines flight even though he surmised that his flight attendant would rather that he had urinated in his pants. Nevertheless, the captain was informed and he notified airport police. After being questioned by the cops, Whipple was allowed to leave. Later, the airline apologized and fixed the light in the bathroom.

Heh.

Tip: slwlion