Extreme Recycling

According to this source, the average human body after cremation yields sufficient products for recycling to manufacture 240 pencils. A chintzy inheritance, for sure. Not only that, but giving your beneficiaries pencils won't make them write. It's possible they'll just chew off the erasers.

Note that this option will perplex the global warming eco-cultists. To them, the recycling of the human body would carry enormous appeal but it would be countered by the high pucker alarms from learning their carbon footprints continue after their deaths.