Female Inmate Demands Sex Toy

(Surrey, UK) A girl prisoner has threatened to take her case to the European Court of Human Rights if she isn't provided with a Rampant Rabbit vibrating sex toy. The unnamed inmate's demand was likely prompted by the fact that 200 drug addicts were recently awarded thousands of British pounds each for being prevented from taking heroin in jail.

The unnamed inmate said: "Drug addicts get help, smokers get cigarettes but what do we legitimate sex addicts get? Zilch." She also protested that conjugal visits are not allowed as they are in other EU countries.

A prison source said: "She has really put a cat among the pigeons with her request.

"She is arguing that it is her right to have a satisfying sex life and that she is being denied it. She will take her case to the European Court of Human Rights if she doesn't get what she wants."

Interestingly, this sex-addicted girl's demand comes the same week that the Swedish Supreme Administrative Court ruled that convicted rapists in prison have the right to possess pornography and pornographic materials.

Jeez, kinda makes me wonder what other benefits are forthcoming for prison inmates. Possibly a harbinger from this week, the psychology lobby tried to have video game playing declared an addiction. The effort failed -- this time. However, don't be surprised if, some time in the future, prisoners will have to be provided with playstations because they have been diagnosed as addicted.

Stupid me, I always thought prison was supposed to be an unpleasant experience. Apparently, I was mistaken.