Frenchman With Tiny Brain

(Marseille, France) A 44-year-old French civil servant visited the hospital for leg pain and was found by doctors to have an unusually tiny brain. A significant portion of the volume in his cranium is filled with fluid. Nonetheless, he has a 75 IQ and lives an "entirely normal life" as a married father of two.

Okay, why is this news? A French government worker with a 75 IQ and an unusually tiny brain? Wouldn't that be defined as normal for government workers in France and many other places?

Just kidding.

Actually, the report from France must be in error because we all know that government workers are the smartest people on the planet -- especially the IRS.