The Impossible Interview

Grandfather Charles Hill has started the 2007 World Tour and today he is in Knoxville, Tennessee. Interestingly, Chas has taken time to outline the possibilities of getting an audience with Glenn Reynolds, the esteemed Instapundit.

Check out the top ten things likely to occur before a sit-down, according to Charles.

10) The chance to rummage through Marg Helgenberger's lingerie drawer
9) The keys to an S-Class Benz
8) A winning Powerball ticket
7) Video of Al Gore buying a Hummer
6) The RIAA reconstitutes itself as a time-share operator in Florida
5) Hillary admits she's had nothing lifted or resculpted -- but Bill has
4) Immediate and permanent cessation of all comment spam
3) Burge/Goldstein ticket unstoppable in the primaries
2) CBS replaces Katie Couric with Megan McArdle
1) Actually getting blogrolled by Glenn Reynolds

Good luck, Charles. I personally believe that Reynolds wants cash.

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