Nothing Could Be Screwier

Did you hear about the cyber-terrorist, Tariq Al-Daour, who was jailed by the Brits who then gave him a laptop and Internet access in his jail cell? Guess what happened?

You're right. Tariq Al-Daour set up another cyber-terrorist website. Thank goodness he wasn't a bomber. The Brits might have given him bomb-making materials.

I know it's awful foggy in Britain. It's masking reason.