Fudge Packing Woman Arrested

(Annapolis, Maryland) A 35-year-old woman, Catherine Anne Delgado, was arrested on August 1st by Annapolis Police officers after she allegedly burglarized a candy store. According to the police, Delgado was found crying in a hotel lobby.

Delgado had chocolate smeared on her arms and shirt, and there was so much unwrapped chocolate in her purse that it was spilling out onto a hotel sofa.

Eagle-eyed Officer Robert Galusha recognized the fudge "to be of the same type which is sold at A.L. Goodies" a block from the hotel. A check of the candy store revealed a break-in, which was captured on several surveillance cameras.

As cops investigated, Delgado unsuccessfully tried to flush fudge bricks down a hotel toilet. The "large amount of fudge" clogged up the toilet, reported police.

Delgado was charged with second-degree burglary for stealing 10 fudge loaves and five M & M Pretzels worth about $90 total.

Assuming she doesn't have a long criminal history, I predict that this case won't go very far since there seems to be a question about Delgado's competency.

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