ICE Memo: Release Illegal Alien Lactators

Although Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) asserts that its catch and release program for illegal aliens has been discontinued, a work-around has been inaugurated. Female illegals apprehended just have to say that they are lactating and then they are released.

Since ICE agents would be acting inappropriately if they sought proof, the simple declaration by a woman that she is lactating has to be relied upon.

ICE Chieftess Julie Myers codified the policy in a memo which categorizes the release of lactating illegals (lactationers?) as a meritorious health-related issue.

Via DebbieSchlussel.com