Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

(London, England) A 24-year-old skin care specialist, Sarah Carmen, has been diagnosed with Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), where there is increased blood flow to the sex organs. Frequent unexpected orgasms result, as many as 200 a day.

She said: "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily."

As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.

"Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.

Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.

She believes her condition was brought on by the pills.

She said: "Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms.

"It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm.

"Then it would happen after sex. I'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and I'd start feeling a bit flushed, then I'd become aroused and climax.

"In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day -- and it has been as many as 200."

Worldwide, millions of women have sent letters, emails, money and family heirlooms to Carmen with questions about the bingo pills and how to get them. Meanwhile, scientific researchers are scurrying to discover a way to control a permanent, gloating smile. Uh, I presume.

Tip: The Jawa Report