Truck of Heads

(Royse City, Texas) In the early morning hours last Sunday, Royse City Police conducted a traffic stop of a truck which was found to be transporting a load of severed human heads. An investigation was immediately launched.

After presumably eliminating the possibility that the severed heads were part of a Democrat voter registration effort and also discounting the chance that the heads were research staffers for the 9-11 conspiracy theorists, Royse City authorities learned that the heads were specimens used in medical training. Therefore, no crime was being committed.

The driver and the truck of heads were back on the road by mid-morning.

Heh.