The [bleep] Toilet

(Scranton, Pennsylvania) A local woman, Dawn Herb, was in court Monday after being accused of cussing in her home when her toilet backed up. Herb faces one count of disorderly conduct.

She was cited by an off-duty officer who heard Herb let out a string of four-letter words after her toilet backed up in October. She doesn't deny using the obscenities.

But her lawyer says Herb has a constitutional right to curse like a sailor in her own home. The judge says he'll make a decision in a few days on whether the mother of four is guilty of a cussing crime.

If convicted, Herb faces up to 90 days in jail.

Well, I'll be [bleep]. What a bunch of [bleep]. This [bleep] police officer is [bleep]. He can [bleep] my [bleep].

And the horse you rode in on!