Bloody Cow's Head Shows True Love

(Norristown, Pennsylvania) A local man, Jason Fife, was sentenced to probation and community service for mailing a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover.

Police say Fife got the cow's head from a butcher shop, claiming he wanted the dried skull for decoration. Instead, he mailed the head while it was frozen.

The box became bloody after sitting on the victim's doorstep on a warm day.

For stalking and terrorizing, Fife received two years probation and 50 hours community service.

Strangely, it's reported that Fife and his wife have reconciled. I prefer to think that a bloody cow's head wasn't the thing that brought them back together. Of course, it would be the sort of thing to scare the clue-cognizant away from any sort of relationship with his wife.

After all, when the message-go-round starts with a bloody head, what comes next?