Gay Security Guy Depressed by Woman

(London) A gay security worker, Allwyn Rondeau, complained that he suffers from anxiety and depression because a female coworker "wobbled" her breasts at him and "hassled him for intercourse."

Allwyn Rondeau told a tribunal that Lucy Chilton stuck her bottom in the air and said "come on give it to me" in one attempt at seduction. Miss Chilton, 42, also pinched his bottom and grabbed his crotch, it is claimed.

 
Mr Rondeau, who lives with his partner of 15 years, worked for G4S Security Service, previously known as Group 4, and was responsible for guarding planes, scanning luggage and frisking passengers at Heathrow airport.

The 46-year-old said he enjoyed his job until he met Miss Chilton at their work Christmas party in December 2005.

The tribunal has yet to rule on Mr. Rondeau's discrimination complaint.

Since Mr. Rondeau can't handle a coworker's bothersome behavior without suffering psychological problems, one must wonder how he would handle a potentially deadly security threat against the airlines. Presumably, airline security is not fortified if the first level of protection succumbs to wobbly breasts.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not taking sides. Mr. Rondeau was probably in a very uncomfortable position at work and his complaint appears legitimate. However, since the unpleasant and easily correctable circumstances resulted in psychological problems, the security firm may not be adequately screening job applicants for mental toughness.

Lastly and contrary to the article, if a woman came to me with her caboose in the air and said "come give it to me," I believe she blew the doors off the seduction phase of the relationship.