Getting Nailed Strangely

Don't you just hate when things like this happen?

From Gulf Daily News:

DOCTORS successfully removed a two-inch nail from a man's genitals yesterday. The 37-year-old Indian underwent a non-surgical procedure known as a cystoscopy at Salmaniya Medical Complex (SMC).

Doctors pulled the nail out of his urethra on their first attempt and later said the man could have died if the object had not been spotted on X-ray.

The GDN reported yesterday that he admitted himself to SMC on Sunday night with extreme abdominal pain and was unable to speak.

An X-ray clearly showed the outline of the nail inside his penis, which he claimed was inserted there without his knowledge by a gang of Bahrainis who attacked and robbed him.

He said he had been walking around with the nail inside his genitals for three days before going to hospital.

Just guessing but I imagine one day would be enough for me. Nonetheless, there is skepticism regarding the existence of a gang that inserts nails into penises. It's believed the man made up the story because he is an illegal immigrant subject to deportation.

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