Friday, February 08, 2008

Viagra for Fighter Pilots

Subsequent to a study conducted by Israeli doctors on mountain climbers taking the anti-impotence drug tadalafil, military officials decided to test Viagra-like drugs on fighter pilots to help ward off dizziness and fatigue while flying at high altitudes.

It's believed the fighters will achieve enhanced performance longer and higher.

According to one military medical officer,
"The Viagra family of drugs is considered effective in these conditions because when there is a long shortage in oxygen it leads to high blood pressure in the lungs, and the drugs help fight that."
Therefore, when you hear talk of the Blue Angels, you might want to ask "which blue angels?" because surely the blue tablets of Viagra in the cockpit will be given a nickname.

Naturally, readers are at liberty to make their own jokes.

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