Deportation - Cosmetic Line for Illegals

(Urbana, Illinois) Sadly, a 30-year-old illegal alien, Fernando Delgado-Cruz (aka Fernando Lopez), was arraigned this week on a federal charge of unlawful reentry of a removed alien. Delgado-Cruz faces possible prison plus deportation. It will be his third deportation.

Delgado-Cruz was most recently arrested on February 20 during a sweep targeting convicted illegal aliens.

FBI records show Fernando Delgado-Cruz was convicted in Lake County on April 25, 2000, for a felony burglary. He was deported on June 30, 2000, according to the affidavit.

Records also show Delgado-Cruz was arrested near Eagle Pass, Texas, on Jan. 17, 2003, and convicted of entry by fraud. He was sentenced to 120 days incarceration. After the completion of that sentence, Delgado-Cruz was again deported.

However, all is not bad news for Delgado-Cruz. Notably, his third deportation means automatic membership in the elite Jumpmaster Circle of Honor, symbolized by the nifty silver "Unshaken Boots" keychain.

Jumpmaster members also qualify for a generous $500,000 line of credit with several American banks and they gain immunity from all motor vehicle violations. As an added bonus from the federal government, the special Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink immigration enforcement policy now applies to Delgado-Cruz as with all bona fide Jumpmasters.

The Jumpmaster membership and keychain will be awarded to Delgado-Cruz at an as yet to be scheduled honorary dinner at Honest Juan's Catering, Backpacks and Used Cars, located on the east side of the Chihuahua highway about 20 miles south of Juarez.