Dad Up Me Hooter

Inexplicably still-rocking Rolling Stone, Keith Richards, spilled some of his cremated father's ashes.

"I looked at my dad’s ashes down there and - what am I gonna do? “Do I desecrate them with a dustbin and broom? So I wet me [sic] finger and I shoved a little bit of Dad up me [sic] hooter."

In the revised words of Welcome Back Kotter's Horshack, "Up your hooter with a rubber-rooter." Fits nicely, I think.

Logically, though, it would have made more sense for Richards to return the ashes to their container instead of snorting them.