Martin Sheen Visits Ohio

(Akron, Ohio) Describing himself as a radical, liberal Democrat, actor Martin Sheen gave a lecture last night in Akron, saying, "If Barack Obama is elected President, there will be a worldwide celebration."

Well, Mr. Sheen, please allow me to add to your statement to make it correct.

"If Barack Obama is elected President, there will be a worldwide celebration by the enemies of liberty and democracy."

There, that's better.