Enlargement Priestess Mak Erot Has Died

(Java, Indonesia) Popular, craggy-faced Mak Erot became famous for her purported penis-lengthening prowess. She now is reported to have died. Mak Erot's age was somewhere between 101 and 130.

Clients from throughout Indonesia and Asia sought her treatments and, now, those of Mak Erot's grandson, Haji Baban, who inherited the business.

Mak Erot passed on her "science" to her five children and sixteen grandchildren who account for her 21 true heirs, a select order of masters of male enhancement.

A consultation with Haji Baban is an encounter with the arcane. Sitting cross-legged in semi-darkness, the patient is asked to detail his wishes with the visual aid of a selection of carved wooden phalluses.

Then comes the diagnosis, delivered after a contemplative silence.

Solemnly, Haji Baban intones that the client's appendage is "fairly average," and offers to conjour up a six-centimetre (2.3-inch) extension.

The prescription for such whopping growth is a 10-day course of eating and drinking mystery concoctions and secret potions, with the first dose of bitter berries to be taken immediately, washed down with dark brown liquid.

An assistant then brings a phallus-shaped bamboo tube containing a roll of sticky coconut rice that has to be swallowed whole to avoid what Haji Baban describes ominously as "terrible genital consequences".

Haji Baban ends the consultation with a vegetable oil that the client must promise to apply daily with a specific hand action from base to tip. And no eating green bananas or citronella, he orders.

So, the spirit of Mak Erot lives on in the tradition of magical, sexual healing, continued by her heirs.

Tip: Charley Nestor

Also: Jawa Report