Hunters Claim Bigfoot Body Found

(Palo Alto, California) Credentialed members of the media are invited to a press conference where DNA and photo evidence will be presented to support the contention that the body of Bigfoot has been found in the woods of northern Georgia.

The creature's hairy body is currently crammed into a freezer for preservation.

The press conference is scheduled for August 15th, 2008, 12:00 noon at the Cabana Hotel in Palo Alto.

The creature was found by Matthew Whitton (AKA Gary Parker) and Rick Dyer (residents of Georgia) in the woods in northern Georgia. (The exact location is being kept secret to protect the creatures.)

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer will be flying in from Georgia to be at the press conference. Also present at the press conference will be Tom Biscardi, CEO of Searching for Bigfoot, Inc.

Whitton is a local, Georgia, police officer, who is currently on administrative leave after being wounded in the course of duty pursuing an alleged felon. Dyer is a former correctional officer. Whitton and Dyer are co-owners of bigfoottracker.com and Bigfoot Global LLC., a company that offers Bigfoot expeditions.

Whitton and Dyer are working with Bigfoot hunter, Tom Biscardi, and Biscardi's Searching for Bigfoot, Inc., to present and conduct the scientific study of the evidence and information on this body.

A few weeks ago, Whitton and Dyer announced the finding of the body on the "Squatch Detective" radio show, an internet based radio show hosted by Steve Kulls. While on that show, the commentator asked Rick Dyer "Would you allow one of our people to come down and verify the body?" Dyer replied, "The only person we would allow to come down and verify the body was 'the real Bigfoot Hunter,' Tom Biscardi."

The current Bigfoot specimen is seven-foot, seven inches tall, has red hair and blackish-grey eyes, and weighs over 500 pounds. It's called the "RICKMAT" creature, a name derived from Rick Dyer and Matthew Whitton.

Reportedly, Bigfoot hunter Tom Biscardi will soon launch an expedition to capture a Bigfoot creature alive. Details of the hunt are confidential.

Tip: slwlion


[Update 8/19/08]

What a shock! Bigfoot is a hoax. The scam was discovered when the rubber monkey suit in a block of ice melted.

Whitton and Dyer are unavailable. Clayton County Police Chief Jeffrey Turner also fired Whitton from his police officer position. He said he has no use for a fraudster.