Fatone Inaugurates Toilets with First Flush

(New York City) Broadway star Joey Fatone will perform the ceremonial first flush of spiffy holiday toilets in Times Square today. Sponsored By Charmin, the free toilet program is in its third year.

The plush potties feature flat-screen televisions, attendants dressed in tuxedos and plenty of Charmin.

The loos are so luxurious that Charmin promises Times Square tourists will feel like kings sitting on their thrones before making their royal flushes.

With Christmas Day as an exception, the deluxe toilets will be open to the public throughout the holidays.