Saturday, November 22, 2008

Penis in Pasta Jar

(Newcastle, Australia) A 46-year-old man, Keith Roy Weatherley, was arrested after leading police on a slow-speed chase for several minutes. Suspecting Weatherley to be armed, the police instead found him partially clothed with his penis in a pasta jar.

The incident started at Nobbys Beach with Weatherley suspiciously parked in a no-stopping zone.
Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.
Weatherley was fined $600 for offensive behavior.

Not answered by the article is why Weatherley was collecting his body fluid in a pasta jar. There must be a reason.

Tip: Charley Nestor

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