Two Vegas Casinos Robbed

(Las Vegas, Nevada) Two different suspects are being sought for robberies early Thursday morning.

Shortly after midnight, the Wildfire Casino on North Rancho Road was robbed of $10,000 by a gun-toting man who threatened a clerk, police said.

Then, about 4 a.m., a man walked up to a Fitzgerald's hotel and casino cage cashier in downtown Las Vegas, handed the clerk a note and walked out with $5,300 in cash, police said.

Jeez, seems so simple. Just walk in and say "Give me some money!" and leave with thousands.

What a great city!

Of course, if the two perpetrators are caught by law enforcers, they'll have to be counseled and rehabilitated while doing a number of years of community service at a state facility. On the other hand, if they are caught by representatives of the casino owners, they might completely avoid prosecution.