Marijuana-Brownies Taken to Grade School

(Chico, California) Earlier this month, a teary-eyed local mother and presumably a regular doper, Jennifer White, pleaded for the return of her son after she lost custody because of an incident involving marijuana-laced brownies.

Her sixth-grade boy took some of mom's pot brownies to school, shared them with classmates, yada--yada--yada, police got involved and she lost custody of her boy.

"I can't believe it's come to this extreme," said White. "There's other parents out there that do bad drugs and they get their kids back for less than a brownie. I'm not justifying my actions. I swear."

Swear all you want, Ms. White. However, it seems you believe your behavior is justified by other people's worse behavior.

"It was wrong that I made these brownies and it's wrong that he got a hold of it, and it's wrong that the other children got a hold of it, but I'm not a bad mom."

So, the self-proclaimed "not a bad mom" of Jade White rationalizes that introducing sixth-grade children to the world of illegal drugs isn't a big deal when compared to what she could have done. I strongly disagree. Not only is Jennifer White a bad mom, she's also swimmingly clueless, an expected side effect of regular marijuana usage.

Beguile yourself, ma'am, if you must but don't forget to also blame yourself when your son drops out of school in the 10th-grade because he gets high every schoolday.

Based upon the most recent reporting, prosecutors are considering possible endangerment charges against White and it's not known if her son was returned. Jade White won't be charged because he shared.

Tip: SuidaeEmpathy