Football Hero Marries Supermodel

Patriot's quarterback Tom Brady reportedly tied the knot with supermodel Gisele Bundchen in a ceremony in Santa Monica yesterday.

I don't know why this is news. When I was in elementary school, I read a book about the football hero and the supermodel and when I was in the service, I saw a smut movie about the football hero and the supermodel.

This story is more of a cliché than news.