"The Hell of Living in America"

Minneapolis imam Hassan Mohamud said that if you donate to his mosque, it will "save you from the hell of living in America."

Maybe it's just me, but if America is hell I say, "Leave!" "Go!" Beat it.

Surely, there must be fifty ways to leave America [with apology to Paul Simon].

Slip out the back, Mack,
Make a new plan, Hassan,
Be a gone dude, Mohamud,
Just get the hell out.

There. Everything is fixed now.

Levity aside, imam Hassan Mohamud has been singled out as a radicalizing influence over young Somali men who keep disappearing from U.S. cities, reportedly after hearing the call for jihad.

Ironically, giving to Mohamud's mosque won't have any effect on "the hell of living in America," it just means that his followers will be living in hell with empty pockets.

Companion post at The Jawa Report.