(Shelbyville, Tennessee) A local couple, James Earl Taylor, 40, and Mary S. Childers, 44, were arrested by Bedford County Sheriff's deputies responding to an alleged domestic assault incident involving Cheetos as weaponry.
On the scene was Cpl. Kevin Roddy of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department.
According to Roddy's report, the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each other "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault."Both Taylor and Childers were released on $2,500 bond. Regarding the weaponization of Cheetos, I'm fairly confident that this is the first documented case. In any event, as a domestic assault, it sure seems more like a food fight, with some yelling, of course.
"There was evidence of the assault," the report read, "however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined."
Tip: CNestor
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